Lady Gaga is the SCHEIßE♥

im Denise, Gagas little monster<3
Oh, i like that (;

hausofefaw:

jessicafinn:

rockinontop:

So basically we’re putting all our faith in this guy…

no pressure ed… only every little monster which is millions of people… no big deal, you got this, no pressure!!

really, really glad I’m not Ed, tbh…

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edgur:

k1mkardashian:

lmaooo “i totally just farted”

that’s america for you

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  • Society: Every girl is beautiful.
  • Fat girls: Really?
  • Skinny girls: Really?
  • Curvy girls: Really?
  • Scene girls: Really?
  • Preppy girls: Really?
  • White girls: Really?
  • Black girls: Really?
  • Society: Wait let me be more specific
  • Society: You need to have boobs the size of Canada, an ass that will put Nicki Minaj to shame, perfect porcelain skin with nary a single blemish, straight white teeth that will blind somebody that looks at them without sunglasses, hair that is thick and flows like a waterfall made of rainbows and unicorn tears, eyelashes that will touch your forehead and look natural doing it, soft hairless skin, and a smolder that will fry a chicken in a basket. You also have to be a size 00 because guys love it when they can see your ribcage.
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society:
  • Girls:
  • Society: Why is everybody getting depressed all of a sudden?

monster-mac94:

Hhahahaha x)

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